Welcome to . . . John Sidoran's Website - www.sidoran.com
    Web site is updated - Mon thru Fri, except Holidays, available after 9 AM
We start new each Monday.
Email: sidoran@dreamscape.com 315-245-2316  1662 State Route 69, Camden, NY 13316
or 
Jack at:   highamwj@stny.rr.com 315-533-1050  489 Echo Road, Vestal, NY 13850 
Please let us know what you like about the site and give us your news.
 

    Fri, 12 Mar - Camden Seniors today - 1:30 optional cards at K&K's and about 4 PM, Corn Beef and Cabbage or Fish Fry.

Daylight Savings begins Sunday.    

Thur, 11 Mar - Camden P&C bought by TOPS for $696,000.

Evidently I have not kept up with modern farming trends.  A few morning ago, 4 deer trailed down a path heading North about 11 AM.  Later in the afternoon, 4 Turkeys came back, heading South on the same trail.  What's up with that?    

Wed, 10 Mar - Camden Seniors at 12 noon.  Pay today for K&K's Fri Dinner.  Do we have a sound system repair-person among us? 

Tue, 9 Mar - Unquestionably, there is progress.  The average American now pays out twice as much in taxes as he formerly got in wages. H. L. Mencken.

Welfare Humor - A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.  He marched straight up to the counter and said, 'Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare.  I'd really rather have a job.'

The social worker behind the counter said, 'Your timing is excellent.  We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter.

You'll have to driver around in his 2008 Mercedes CL, and he will supply all of your clothes. 

Because of the long hours meals will be provided.  You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips.

This is rather awkward to say by you will also have as part of your job assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive.

A two-bedroom loft type apartment with plasma TV, stereo, bar, etc. located above the garage will be designated for your sole use and the salary is $200,00 a year.'

The guy, just plain wide-eyed said, your B.S. me!.

The social worker said, "Yeah, well, You started it."  Rendezvous

Mon, 8 Mar - For Jan Higham - I know spring is getting closer as it is getting warmer.  The Kitchen was up 3 degrees to 45 this morning.   

Nineteen years and 36 days later history repeats itself in the Town of Florence.  The town barn was destroyed by fire on Feb 27th, 2010.  QCN.

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.  Phyllis Diller  Empire Farmer.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

   

 

 

 

 

 

Visit the Alumni Web Site to get Class News and More.

Camden
Alumni

Association
Web Site

CCS
Reunion

Photos

Camden
Central
Web Site

Camden
Seniors

QCN

Florida
Reunion
info