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Tue, 9 Mar - Unquestionably, there is progress. The average American now pays out twice as much in taxes as he formerly got in wages. H. L. Mencken. Welfare Humor - A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, 'Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job.' The social worker behind the counter said, 'Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to driver around in his 2008 Mercedes CL, and he will supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say by you will also have as part of your job assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive. A two-bedroom loft type apartment with plasma TV, stereo, bar, etc. located above the garage will be designated for your sole use and the salary is $200,00 a year.' The guy, just plain wide-eyed said, your B.S. me!. The social worker said, "Yeah, well, You started it." Rendezvous Mon, 8 Mar - For Jan Higham - I know spring is getting closer as it is getting warmer. The Kitchen was up 3 degrees to 45 this morning. Nineteen years and 36 days later history repeats itself in the Town of Florence. The town barn was destroyed by fire on Feb 27th, 2010. QCN. Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. Phyllis Diller Empire Farmer.
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